My Audio Virginity: Now a Gang-Bang
by Jonathan Quince
Tuesday, January 3, 2006 00:11:47
[Updated 2006-01-04! Downloads below.]
Unto you, dear readers, I present the official surrender of my audiorecording virginity. As any first-timer, of course, I am giddily excited but a bit unsure of my footing; hear my first shy steps as I learn my editing program, then gain some control over my plosives. I shall learn yet, yes—and you may expect far more in the future as I learn to ply my (microphone) instrument with a bit more skill, for in this realm of media, I have plans, indeed.
Thusly am I deflowered that I might bloom.
Now, it seems my defloration night did turn into a gang-bang. Enjoy the wanton excess as I have pushed myself to my limits, determined as I was to put forth the following sextuple acts:
- Orgiastic Fluid Exchange: Elixirs Crossed in Text & Audio
- The Joy of Getting Knocked Up: Unto Life in Text & Audio
- Male-On-Female Passion: Frenzy in Text & Audio
- Spirit: Interlude in Text & Audio
- An I Be A Whore: Hath Not A Whore Eyes? in Text & Audio
- The Spirits Speak: Humanity’s Piaculum & Recrudescent Call for Humanity’s Piaculum in Original Text/Followup Text & Audio
Acknowledgements: My thanks to Audacity, LAME, FLAC, BitTorrent/Bram Cohen, and all the other essential free tools I have used tonight or I plan to draw on for my audio content creation and distribution enterprise.