• My Audio Virginity: Now a Gang-Bang

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Tuesday, January 3, 2006 00:11:47

  Wherein I offer multiple orgasmic downloads which pop my audiorecording cherry.

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• Never Meet the Artist

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Saturday, January 21, 2006 20:04:28

  The face of an angel may so well mask ugliness to make me claw my eyes out in shame and disgust, and those eyes of hers which promise a soul of purity are underlain by mouths and hands wreaking works of blasphemy.

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• God Delivers (High Quality Glassware through φ)

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Saturday, April 1, 2006 10:10:42

  Lo!  φ leads me to the Good News that Jenaer Glas has risen again.

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• Gardasil HPV Vaccine Approved

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, June 8, 2006 20:13:17

  Merck’s quadrivalent HPV vaccine has been approved.  Get vaccinated now.

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• Papist Perfidy, Part 666

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, July 3, 2006 17:16:04

  Anybody who does not see the drastic anti-life implications of this is someone I do not want living in the same society as I inhabit.

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• I Told You So With Tears

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Friday, July 14, 2006 11:28:58

  With all due respect, Mr. Bush, what the bloody hell did you expect?

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• The Future Awaits Us

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, July 17, 2006 20:11:21

  As the essences of innovation, identification and resolution of unsolved problems are the foci of the creative impulse; and in the resolution of unknowns lie the keys to our future.

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• Der Pornohass

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Wednesday, July 26, 2006 18:09:25

  There is no doubt in my mind that for humanity to be redeemed from its current form, sex must be cleansed, freed, and rightfully embraced; but my past naïvety notwithstanding, porn delivers on none of these counts, but rather is oft the antipode of what I seek.

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• You Do Not Like Me

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, August 10, 2006 14:30:57

  Wherein Mr. Quince challenges his readers:  “You do not like me, and I do not like you.  If neither aforegoing lemma holds true, then greetings, fellow traveler!  Otherwise, go away.”

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• Vaporware and Navigation

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, August 10, 2006 23:20:13

  Hang in there, dear readers.  Navigation will eventually be much better---and in the sooner meantime, somewhat better.

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• Lip-Locked Quartet

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Friday, August 11, 2006 20:55:52

  Two by two speak tongue to tongue/And two by two press lips to lips…

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• Sex and Music in Ambient Society

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Friday, August 18, 2006 14:12:47

  When I speak of music, people understand I speak of Bach; while whilst I speak of sex, people turn in disgust, self-deluded by the decadencies of their own souls and loins.  (An entry from my scrapbook of notes.)

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• Taxonomy of the Sciences

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Friday, August 18, 2006 14:52:39

  Physics: The Laws of Nature.  Chemistry:  Nature’s Lego Set…

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