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Identical, Spherical TAs

by Jonathan Quince
Thursday, November 3, 2005 13:36:01

A university-student associate of mine recently e-mailed around an urgent question of practical etiquette:

how do you refer to a TA?  I refer to my mgmt TA as “Rose”, but that’s how she introduced herself to us.  i’m emailing my math TA, and I don’t know what to call him.  i figure formal is better, but i’m not actually sure if he’s “Dr.” yet.  his website is [snip].  how should i address him?

I replied:

I’d start by assuming that all TAs are identical and spherical.  This would mean that he is congruent to Rose, reducing this to a known problem.  Therefore, I would address him as “Rose”.

Q.E.D. (Quick, Easy, Disposable)

I should dare her to actually try that; if he’s a real mathematician, he’ll laugh when it is explained to him.  Oh, how I love mathematics. ###