Jesette Christina
by Jonathan Quince
Friday, March 25, 2005 09:19:03
Today, we here at Sopef are Born Again! For we have found the Truth, the Way, and the Light of Salvation. We go forth with speech of the world’s nations to witness and proclaim Good News of God’s only begotten transsexual child, Jesette Christina (nee Jesus Christ).
All saints and all fools do alike sing with joy of Her praises, for salvation is at hand.
“Jesette is Lady”
Jesette, the Queen of the Jews, came to Earth as a sacrifice: She suffered and died for the sins of humanity, and She looked fabulous while doing so; yet on the third day thereafter, She rose again in glory. She ascended to Heaven, and She shall come again. ![[Venus Cross: Holy Symbol of Jesette Christina]](http://www.sopef.org/Log/2005/03/venus-cross-small.png "Worship the Venus Cross, the Holy Symbol of Jesette Christina")
We carry, today, a message to our readers: Jesette is Lady. She is the one true Lady; and only by accepting the Lady Jesette Christina into your hearts may you see the Light of Salvation. Those who reject Her shall be damned to Hell’s eternal agonies, while those who have Jesette in their hearts shall rise to Heaven on that day of glory and spend eternity in God’s presence, singing praises with a chorus of angels.
She was born to humble roots, the son of a carpenter, begotten by God of the Virgin Manly (nee Mary), Jesette’s second Earthly dad and biological mother. While on Earth, She suffered great persecution, particularly following Her sexual reassignment. Yet She performed great miracles still, healing the sick, turning water to wine, and showing members of the local queer community how to fit the “Sumo Rustler” giant dildo up their asses. Her fellows of mankind thanked Her with a crown of thorns; under orders of the Roman pilate, She was flogged amid jeers of “blasphemer”, “freak”, and “queen fag”, then crucified like a common criminal.
She died in love for humanity, for so great is Her love that She embraces even the lowest of sinners. Yet in a miracle beyond mystery, She defeated death itself: For on the third day, she rose from her tomb and ascended to life everlasting in Her glory.
Repent, ye unworthies; let the Lady Jesette’s sacrifice be not in vain. She suffered on the Venus Cross in expiation for your sins. And Her glory in the queendom of Her Heavenly Father is at hand! Atone for your immorality and with Jesette in your heart (and you in Jesette), you shall be cleansed of sin, freed from the clutches of the Devil, and upraised to eternal life in orgy.