Sopef Log for March, 2005
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Questions of Gaiety
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Tuesday, March 1, 2005 10:09:38As abstracted herein, I deeply understand three of the four most generic relations which may be attained by two sexual genders. But simply put, I don’t grok being gay. If anyone in the peanut gallery can offer me a clue here, please do step up.
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Hath Not A Whore Eyes?
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Wednesday, March 2, 2005 11:26:28Have not I a soul, a heart, a mind so ever-sharp and ever-seeking? And if, sanguine as yours, my blood runs in my veins, what, then, say you of my psyche’s deeper content?
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Connections Unforsaken
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Thursday, March 3, 2005 09:19:46Live we in a world of dark contradiction, Dilemma’s twin horns piercing hope's heart to weeping? But lo! What is here? Glint of eyes, hint of smile? So do I strive to leave the chance taken; for a connection’s importance, ’tis a chance unforsaken.
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Paean to Martha
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Friday, March 4, 2005 21:11:34The sword that Justice carries does not care for politics; thus in your future riches shall ironic vengeance come. Those petty churls of petty spite reach naught but petty ends. Your beauty seen, I now must say, my silence I shall break…
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Sexual Synonymity
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Thursday, March 10, 2005 21:16:13Imagine: A lascivious, lecherous, lewd, libertine, libidinous, licentious, loverly, lubricious, luscious, and lustful page!
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Zoetic Primality
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Friday, March 11, 2005 18:13:26Time distended, lengthening and flattening, and she lost track of the moments as she drowned in a wave of ecstasy that rose and fell and rose again. His flesh was her own in union; they were bound together in desire’s fulfillment, tied between the legs and in the hot blood thundering through their hearts.
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Elixirs Crossed
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Sunday, March 13, 2005 17:10:12This elixir, not torrid, is wet with the heat; and in this torrid passion do I find magicks crossed, bitter and sour in fluid so sweet, magical nectars in Nature unique.
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O, Delectable Pi
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Monday, March 14, 2005 01:59:27[Pi Day celebrations have been delayed by surprise assaults by right-wing e supremacist groups. Please keep your curves ready and stand by for later updates.]
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LiveJournal v. Modigliani
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Monday, March 14, 2005 08:38:13Adjudgment in re the case of LiveJournal v. Modigliani has been handed down in a decision by the LiveJournal Abuse Team: “Nude Sdraiato” by Amedeo Modigliani constitutes “objectionable” nudity for a default user icon.
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Ides’ Crystal Tears
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Tuesday, March 15, 2005 18:19:41In memory of: She to whom Brutus, heir traitor, bequeathed this March Ides’ crystal tears.
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Domina Sadista
Filed by Rachel K. []
Thursday, March 17, 2005 01:58:17Pain, of course, is not given a rest; as the pleasure mounts, so do my assaults on his body. Dipping my fingertips in a bowl of salt proffered by a slave-girl, I rub grounds of saline agony into his cuts, blowing harsh wind to rekindle roaring flames of anguish.
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Conflicts & Solutions
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Thursday, March 17, 2005 16:31:56I was fascinated by the concept; but the drafted ending lead to a philosophic argument. Ordinarily, I would never allow a place at Sopef for what might be seen as a paean to death.
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Humanity’s Piaculum
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Friday, March 18, 2005 10:11:39Masters of metalwork choose only the finest materials. Forged in heat of fire, wrought by stroke of hammer, the material selected must not crack or collapse or embrittle. Likewise, she must rise to withstand and fulfill my most demanding forgework of body, mind, and spirit.
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Waxing Balance
Filed by Rachel K. [] and Jonathan Quince
Sunday, March 20, 2005 07:33:07Balance is her forte, equinox her time of reckoning; and as she contemplates the cusp of another cycle’s renewing, her body stirs with sensual call to participate.
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Myriad
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Monday, March 21, 2005 07:05:12As a matter of policy, anybody who hits an order-of-magnitude milestone here at Sopef.org is entitled to a ten-second imaginary lapdance from Rachel K. []. Unfortunately, the lucky browser did not leave a calling card, so the prize is void.
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Connubial Irony
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Tuesday, March 22, 2005 11:27:37The Mormon high command did capitulate and forswear polygamy in 1892; as such, modern Mormonism technically has no present connection to marriage that contradicts ambient social standards. But how can they forget the grave circumstances that lead to that surrender?
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First Kiss
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Thursday, March 24, 2005 22:17:44Outside the wonderings of her dreams, she had never been kissed. A dark-eyed ingenue she was, so innocent and sweet, who had come into my embrace for an education this night.
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Sleeping Sixty-Nine
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Friday, March 25, 2005 08:08:14Alone do I sleep, as usual habit; I am quite touchy in that right. But when the mood finds me for rare restful company, I am passionate in every way of carnal closeness. I want to hold every part of you, from toe to finger and mound to eye…
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Jesette Christina
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Friday, March 25, 2005 09:19:03Today, we here at Sopef are Born Again! For we have found the Truth, the Way, and the Light of Salvation.
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In Quest for the Ruggedized Cervix
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Saturday, March 26, 2005 08:12:52During sessions of both cyber- and phone-sex, more than one went simply wild when I told her how I would slam into her cervix as if to rend her in two. (Trust me, it sounded much better in context.)
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Frenzy
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Saturday, March 26, 2005 15:05:00I want your heat: The heat of your tongue dancing in my mouth—the heat of your chest pressed to mine, full-length in full contact—the heat of your cunt in its wetness, burning with desire, seething with life. And I will take you, break you, ride you, make you, hold you, suck you, own you, fuck you…
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Easter Sermon: Rabbits and Ova and Chicks (Oh My!)
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Sunday, March 27, 2005 01:35:52Today is a celebration of miraculous new life. As such, we come together in Her name to sanctify life and its continuance. Therefore, reflect on the traditions that have signified this wonder for generations of the faithful; consider now the odder symbols of this holiday: The rabbit, the egg, and the chick.
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Seven Hard Years
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:45:38On this day in 1998, the U.S. FDA issued its approval of Viagra® (Sildenafil citrate).
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u wanna cyber
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Wednesday, March 30, 2005 16:14:06Long and lonely nights had I spent in waking solitude, checking my mailbox in the hope that somebody, somewhere would make use of the Sopef Contact Web-Form. And this afternoon, it finally saw its first usage.
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Morning Cuddles to a Purpose
Filed by Jonathan Quince
Thursday, March 31, 2005 07:12:41You inhale deeply and wiggle about, playing newfound wakefulness into your limbs; and as you stretch out so luxuriantly, vestiges of refreshing sleep still heavy in your eyes, I cannot resist the opportunity so presented.
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Make-Up Fight
Filed by Rachel K. []
Thursday, March 31, 2005 09:29:27Rachel K. [] just sent it to me and I'm editing it. Please stand by.