• Out of the Closet

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, April 1, 2004 10:00:00

  At long last, I must admit:  All I ever wanted was big, hard, meaty cocks.

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• April Dangers

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Friday, April 2, 2004 05:29:09

  If you're sticking your tongue out at me, it had better be to lick my balls.

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• Preface

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Sunday, April 4, 2004 23:18:21

  My attitude is not an affectation; my actions are not a role-play.

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• Exposition

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Sunday, April 4, 2004 23:33:31

  The beauty reflected in your visage may blind those viewers unworthy of seeing the rich jewels of my palace; let it test them, cleanse them, scour the world and purify it for the wonders to come.  You are now exposed, displayed as my prize and my conquest.

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• CesiumSex Money Quotes

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, April 5, 2004 00:00:33

  “Antiderivatives give me orgasms.”

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• Anti-Jealousy Month

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Tuesday, April 6, 2004 21:00:00

  By the power vested in me as the supreme leader of SOPEF, I am pleased to inaugurate this April as the first annual Anti-Jealousy Month.

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• Virgin Amongst the Wolves

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, April 8, 2004 18:36:27

  You hold your head high, so bright and proud, so clean and unafraid, as you watch and you wait for that purveyor of dreams to whisk you away to fantasy…

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• Meeting You

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Friday, April 9, 2004 17:47:02

  Blindfolded as you are, even now you cannot see me.  But my cock is inside of you, penetrating your most intimate depths.  It is the handshake of deviants, lovers of the most carnal order.

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• Fox in the Chickhouse

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Sunday, April 11, 2004 18:58:19

  I am currently located in a university dormitory, surrounded by the living quarters of hot college girls.

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• Desperation

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Tuesday, April 13, 2004 17:49:20

  I need an orgasm.  Now.  And I need someone to help me with it.

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• Seeing Me

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, April 22, 2004 19:49:01

  In the moment of your greatest joy, in the expression of your most secret lusts, you will see me staring back at you.

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• Cherry Verse

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, April 22, 2004 20:19:38

  Osculation to copulation, soup to nuts.

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• Nota Bene (Updated)

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, April 29, 2004 21:29:42

  The fantasy shall continue, edging its way into reality and absorbing our lives bit by wonderful bit…

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