• Tinkerbell

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Sunday, February 1, 2004 07:05:49

  February is a month of faeries, a bright and mischievous month.

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• Remembrance: STS-107

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Sunday, February 1, 2004 08:53:38

  One year ago today, seven paragons of human brilliance and achievement took an unexpected turn through the heavens.

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• Meanderings

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Sunday, February 1, 2004 21:11:54

  In a never-ending circle of amative exchange, passions rising and falling and rising again as the blazing light of liquid pleasure drives all bathed in its embrace to one climax after another, the orgy continues, bringing uncountable delights to those awash in its raptures.

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• Romance

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, February 5, 2004 11:30:32

  Make it all seem unplanned, magical and spontaneous.  If you do all of the above and you do not get laid, she is made of stone.  Frozen stone.  Ice-encrusted, frigid frozen stone.

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• Dragon Fodder

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, February 5, 2004 12:59:59

  Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher; old enough to shoot, old enough to hunt.

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• Bedevilled

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Saturday, February 7, 2004 11:11:07

  Would she fall ensnared by the very spell she sought to cast on her lover?

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• Action Item Number Seven

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Saturday, February 7, 2004 18:18:19

  “Well, then.  Leave it to you to make a heavenly duty out of getting laid.”

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• Square as a Box

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Sunday, February 8, 2004 13:37:09

  I say “please” and I say “thank you” as a well-bred gentleman ought.  But be forewarned:  I am a sex maniac.

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• Number Nine

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, February 9, 2004 08:40:10

  A citrusy kiss for our loveable scholar and artist!

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• Hands Free (for other activities)

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, February 9, 2004 21:09:42

  I just bought a new cell phone headset.  Mmmmm.

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• Sex as Beauty

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, February 9, 2004 21:11:09

  If (God forbid) I am ever called up on charges of violating obscenity law, I expect that I would call this and similar pieces in my defense.

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• RSS vs. Atom

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, February 12, 2004 05:32:44

  As both a webmaster and a reader, I want something that “just works” for my feeds.  We pause our regularly scheduled orgy for a geek rant.

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• Psychotronic Anti-Romance Waves

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, February 12, 2004 21:11:14

  Quick, put on your aluminum hat before I ruin your sweet celebration.

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• Diaristic Reflections

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Sunday, February 15, 2004 23:51:59

  She's also a grown-up, a status which has its advantages. Teenagers are nubile and delicious; but talking to them is a one-way street, if you know what I mean.

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• Let the World Be Warned

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, February 16, 2004 15:08:22

  Let the world be warned:  I am who I am, and I don't take particularly well to admonishments about how other people think I ought to change.

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• Jealousy

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, February 16, 2004 15:37:36

  Spurned, she is not.  Rather, her wrath grows from seeing that neither is her sister scorned.  Why must it be this way?  Is there any purpose save dissolute misery for this ruinous emotion?

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• Signs of the Apocalypse

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Tuesday, February 17, 2004 17:57:41

  If any of these signs come to pass, be very, very afraid.

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• To Life

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Wednesday, February 25, 2004 03:15:46

  Long shall be the constraint of her gestation, and weighty the burden of her travails. She shall bear the pains of life's forging with the pride of a soldier sworn to continuance.

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• Zippo Light

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Wednesday, February 25, 2004 03:40:14

  People come and go and come again; but a practical, lifetime-warranteed firemaking device is, if not forever, at least for a long, long time.

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• Interstitial Entry (Updated)

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Wednesday, February 25, 2004 03:49:59

  No Earthly force may keep me from my beloved Internet for long.

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• The Second Circle of Hell

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Wednesday, February 25, 2004 04:19:05

  Lust, Wrath; Wrath, Lust; how do you do?

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• Eat. Sleep. Fuck.

  Filed by Rachel K. []
  Sunday, February 29, 2004 23:01:17

  I need a hot meal, a shower, and an orgasm.

  Not necessarily in that order.

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