Dragon Fodder
by Jonathan Quince
Thursday, February 5, 2004 12:59:59
Say I: “Virgins are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.”
Says she: “I love younger men, they’re crunchy and good with ketchup (to steal an expression from one JQ ;)” (This while writing about her 19-year-old loverboy. Mmmm, teenagers. My predatory meme spreads!)
In adjudging the ripeness of younger female virgin sacrifices, there’s an old saying: “Old enough to bleed, old enough to butcher.”
Since I am feeling deliciously quotable today, might I make my own original, perverse mirror image thereof: “Old enough to shoot, old enough to hunt.”
Go ahead, kinky grown-up women. Take upon yourself an apprentice or three (and I do mean, upon yourself). If he’s worth his balls, he’ll thank you later in life.
(Trust me; I speak from experience. Thank you, "A."!)