• November Thoughts

  Filed by Rachel K. []
  Saturday, November 1, 2003 09:35:24

  I like to feel the gently contours of my own body as my skin is pulled tight around and across my breasts, and I like to feel the contrast of my areolae and hard nipples sitting across the soft smoothness of my skin.  That is, to me, the real meaning of getting fucked:  Disassembling and floating off and becoming a part of everything as I am entered and joined by an opposing force.

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• Administrativa

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, November 13, 2003 08:08:30

  Jeez.  I drop off the Net for a mere two weeks, and everybody from the corner grocer’s pregnant daughter to the President of Kyrgyzstan is sending me e-mail.

  Thanks for the love, people.  If you have sent me mail sometime this month, I will respond soon.  And like the good little blogger I now am, I must swear up and down that I haven’t died and I will put forth major updates within the next few days.  (Really, each of us is allowed to do this once per blogging career.  Er, at least once.)

  In exchange for your patience and loyalty, I now present you with a dose of PageRank™ for a few of the more charming pages I’ve come across recently:  Lady’s Guide to Hand Jobs (Flash req’d), Fleshbot, and an exposé on ulterior motives.

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• Paris Hilton

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, November 13, 2003 12:18:52 I’m gonna get a lot of people mad here, but I also have freedom of speech:  Why the Paris Hilton tape is wrong.

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• Paris Hilton Followup

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, November 17, 2003 16:16:32

  In re Internet v. Paris Hilton, I rest my case.  Quote:

  I mean, why do people videotape themselves fucking?  If you’re famous you’re just asking for trouble.

  If that’s the kind of rebuttal I get, I might make a substitution:

  I mean, why do women wear sexually suggestive clothing?  If you dress that way, you’re just asking for trouble.

  And did anybody actually realize that I was talking about release of the tape, not the fact of the tape itself?

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• Impregnation Under Stress

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, November 17, 2003 17:18:34

  In the midst of this, she gets fucked.  By the end, while she was enduring rollover crashes, running from exploding gasoline trucks, and getting shrapnel buried in her outer left thigh,  I could imagine the cum dripping down her leg.  This mental juxtaposition of imagery made me wonder about the biological reactions to stress.

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• Creative Combinations

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Thursday, November 20, 2003 13:05:32

  Here’s a call for ideas.  Think of what could be done with one or more female co-participants and:

  • A bottle of hand lotion
  • A soup ladle
  • A packet of powdered Jell-O®

  The rules: Be creative.  Be as kinky as necessary.  It’s all about sex.  If I get interesting e-mail, this could become a regular feature.

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• Better Mousetraps

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Saturday, November 22, 2003 19:29:18

  The Internet has, if anything, two general themes:  Sex and better mousetraps.  In light thereof, what could be more natural than a little pussy?

  The Canadians have way too much R&D money; they’ve actually rolled out commercially available artificial human female rut.  It’s actually a good idea — if it’s even a little bit more realistic than the pussy-scented car deodorizers I once saw being given out at a strip club.  I might review it someday (in my copious free time).

  From the “Somebody Had To Build It” Department comes a product that might seem counterproductive to buyers of the previous item: The Pussy Snorkel.  Call me a purist, but whatever happened to good old-fashioned erotic asphyxiation?

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• Conversations

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Sunday, November 23, 2003 17:47:33

  Edited a bit for clarity.  Posted by mutual accord.

  dominus says: So, we need to work on something new for baby making. ideas?

  rak says: butt sex..

  dominus says: uh, rach, butt sex doesn’t make babies. Not unless you have some really strange anatomical features I don’t know about.

  dominus says: so anyway... *ahem*

  rak says: no really. we should use butt sex.

  dominus says: !?

  dominus says: My sweet little lamb...

  dominus says: ...if you really need to be sodomized, you pay airfare and get your ass over here.

  dominus says: deal?

  rak says: sarcasm does not fit you, hon.

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• Shoutz

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Monday, November 24, 2003 00:00:20

  A bright blue welcome home to “CesiumSex” — and later today to big S.  We’ve missed you.

  (I know that this is tantamount to saying, “Hi Mom!” on international TV.  But as Oligarch of this site, I decree it to be right and proper in this case exclusively.)

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• Out of Office

  Filed by Jonathan Quince
  Saturday, November 29, 2003 08:37:57 I will be offline for the next week or two.  Posting will resume thereafter.

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