Welcome to Sopef
Quick Information for New Users
What is Sopef?
Sopef started out as a quasi-organization dedicated to the objectification of beauty and, thereby, the material promotion of the beautiful. It has since morphed into a general headquarters for Jonathan Quince to engage the sciences and useful arts.
The focus began with matters of sex; and as Mr. Quince is currently on a quasi-hiatus, new content is slow to arrive. Therefore, most extant writing herein is deliciously sexual. Other content falls across the spectrum of disciplines. Future navigational systems will aid in finding material by subject; for now, unfortunately, there is no reliable way to winnow content by interest. Give two demerits for usability and bite into the existing catalogue in any way you please.
Where do I begin?
Start with the Sopef Reader and the list on the homepage for some (incomplete) categorized maps of the best written works on this site. If you enjoy what you see, start keeping up with the Log. Particularly given the current sparse publication schedule, the most efficient means to this would be the Feed (RSS 2.0) .
How do I contact you?
By snail-mail.
More questions?
Feel free to ask!
(Not-So-)Important (To Me) Note: “NSFW”
Sopef is mostly comprised of textual content at this point, so many might consider it to be “Work-Safe”. In recent times, rather unfortunately, that assumption would be 99% correct. However, there are no guarantees that a cum-dripping cunt will not suddenly grace the front page tomorrow. Nothing in my editorial policy prevents me from posting audiovisual sex (as opposed to the textual variety). Therefore, I strongly advise that if this is a major issue for you, you should consider Sopef to be “Not Safe For Work” (and find a new job).