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Sopef Policy

Except as otherwise noted, all content is Copyright ©2003–2006 by Jonathan Quince.  All rights reserved.  Reproduction without permission is forbidden, and not “forbidden” in a good way.

Content under copyright to other owners is credited as such.

By sending electronic mail or other communications to the published addresses of Jonathan Quince, SOPEF, and/or Oligarch Corporation, you grant permission for the content of your communications to be recorded and republished on this or another Website, or on any other communications medium.

Trademark

All trademarks are properties of their respective owners.

“SOPEF”, the SOPEF name, the SOPEF Logos, and other similar marks are trademarks of Jonathan Quince.

Sexually Explicit Content Advisory

This site contains sexually explicit (and implicit) content.  It is intended for mature persons.  By accessing this site, you express agreement to the following conditions:

  1. You are not a minor in your jurisdiction;
  2. You wish to access sexually explicit content.

This site is labeled with ICRA at the highest levels for each of their categories; if you are using any PICS-compliant filtering software, you are probably blocked from accessing this site, anyway.

Content Producers

We are not yet the primary producers of any content subject to 18 USC §2257.

Sopef Privacy Policy

Our privacy policy is that you have no privacy.  We will violate your privacy unconditionally and without remorse.  Fear, sweet lamb, for we are watching you.

By accessing materials at this site or under the domain SOPEF.ORG, you agree to be watched, tracked, catalogued, numbered, enumerated, analyzed, audio- and video-recorded, photographed, databased, inventoried, described, branded, tracked, traced, tapped, spied upon, and surveilled.

Your IP address is recorded in the server logs.  Any correspondence, and any nude or sexually explicit photos or videorecordings you send us may be published.  And in the near future, we may even start to use evil, evil cookies.

(N.b., it has come to our attention that some humor-impaired persons took the above struck-out passage literally, and that therefore, they failed to send us nude or sexually explicit photographs or videorecordings.  In the interest of seeing our private collection grow, we have removed that particular sentence from our Policy of No Privacy.  The rest, however, still stands.)

Sopef Spam Policy

We kill spammers on sight — usually in a very painful way.

Needless to say, we would rather fuck ourselves up the ass with a cesium backhoe than spam anybody (or cause anybody to be spammed).  So, the above Lack-of-Privacy Policy notwithstanding, have confidence that we respect your inbox.  Rest assured that your e-mail address is safe with us — even if you are not.

Severability

If any of the terms, conditions, covenants and provisions of this Policy shall be adjudged to be invalid or unenforceable by a court of law in a competent jurisdiction, such judgment shall not affect the validity of any other clause or provision herein, but such other clauses or provisions shall remain in full force and effect.

No Advice

The content on this site is offered for spiritual, educational, informational, and/or entertainment purposes only.  Nothing on this site shall be construed as legal advice, medical advice, Roman Catholic advice, psychosexual advice, or any other kind of advice whatsoever.  Even if we advise you about something, we are not, in fact, giving you advice.  Got it?

No Warranty

No warranty is offered as to the fitness of this site for any purpose whatsoever.  In fact, we pretty much guarantee that something on this site will break or damage you — but we don’t warrant that, either; so if you are not damaged, you cannot sue us for no damages.

No Nothing

You can’t sue us for nothing, bitch.  And nothing is all you’ve got.

Lawyer Death Policy (“Barratricide”)

Attorneys may die sudden and painful deaths upon accessing this website or contacting its owners.  Sopef.org, its proprietors, and its successors in interest shall not be held lawfully liable for loss of lawyerly life.

However, we offer no warranty as to this effect; therefore, nobody can sue us for not killing lawyers on contact, either.

(N.b., we have mentioned both lawyers and spammers.  What are we leaving out?  Neo-Nazis?  Child rapers?  Scientologists?)

Policy Changes

This policy may be changed at any time, for any reason, with or without notification to you.  By continuing to access this web-site and/or service, you agree to whatever the hell we feel like saying here today.  (I am learning from Paypal’s attorneys!)

By accessing this site, you agree to grant us your daughter as a sex slave.  [That was yesterday’s policy, and it may be tomorrow’s, as well.]

Pseudo-Latin Abuse Policy

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Mauris in velit.  Ut ipsum.  Sed tincidunt elementum felis.  Quisque quam quam, fringilla a, semper nec, molestie at, sem.  Quisque eget massa vitae mi pharetra semper.  Nam nunc.  In rhoncus tellus eget velit.  Praesent ipsum.  Vestibulum tristique, erat nec sagittis euismod, nulla eros vestibulum elit, eget facilisis augue odio et wisi.  Phasellus id magna.

[The above is legally binding in every known jurisdiction.  The meaning of the above is temporally variable.  A translator is available for a reasonable fee.]

The Fine Print

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“Suck My Dick” Clause

Certain selected individuals may be elegible to suck Jonathan Quince’s dick.  Non-qualified individuals have no recourse in any jurisdiction.  No contractual obligation to allowing dick-suckery exists between this website and those accessing it.  Other exclusions may apply.

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